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THE RED WINGS WIN!!!

THE RED WINGS WIN THE STANLEY CUP!!!!!!! woot!  They beat the Penguins 3-2 in the sixth game!

Dr. Doom

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Junk mail revenge!

Ok everyone.  I know that if you receive mail, that you get junk mail.  I get a bunch.  Well, I stumbled across a site that may help end all that.  Point your Firefox (or Internet Explorer if you are behind the power curve) to the Office of Strategic Influence. Give it a shot.  I already dropped my first $30.08 package in the mail.  It was a 9.4 lb brick from a pile in my back yard.  I love revenge!!!

Rusty

Einstein’s Chauffeur

When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker’s circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his chauffeur (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks and manner) that he was tired of making speeches.

“I have and idea, boss,” his chauffeur said. “I’ve heard you
give this speech so many times. I’ll bet I could give it for you.”

Einstein laughed loudly and said, “Why not? Let’s do it!”

When they arrive at the dinner, Einstein donned the chauffeur’s cap and jacket and sat in the back of the room. The chauffeur gave a beautiful rendition of Einstein’s speech and even answered a few questions expertly.

Then a supremely pompous professor asked an extremely esoteric question about anti-matter formation, digressing here and there to let everyone in the audience know that he was nobody’s fool.

Without missing a beat, the chauffeur fixed the professor with a steely stare and said, “Sir, the answer to that question is so simple that I will let my chauffeur, who is sitting in the back, answer it for me.”

YAY! My blog is back!

All right!  After fighting with it for a week, my blog is back online.  I recently switched to Dreamhost for my web host, and forgot to export my blog from my other server.  Well, it took me a while, since my files kept wanting to point at rustyjr.com, and since they weren’t there, I had to trick them into loading, but I finally got the export I needed.  So, you will notice that all the posts and comments are back where they belong, and as the inaugural post on the new server I would like to say WOOT!!!

Give PUR Water to children that need it!

Gasoline under a lens

So, I made a short video today of me using my fresnel lens to heat some gasoline and water. The video doesn’t do justice to what it really looks like. Please rate it high. And tell your friends so they can watch it too.

My Dad’s Heart Attack

So… My dad had a heart attack this morning. Before you ask, he is doing OK. He is at Bronson, and he is expected to fully recover. I am glad he is at Bronson. They are taking good care of him, and he is pretty comfortable there.